blogsphemy \blŏgs-fə-mē\
noun.
An insult to the Gods of the blogosphere.
Things that may construe a blogsphemy include (but are not limited to):
1. Talking about one's own blog in a blog post
2. Reading a blog that talks about itself in a blog post
3. Trying to squeeze that one last bit of humour out of self-reference
4. Inserting a Google AdSense box on one's blog, hoping that someone will click the ads and in the process earn one an extra 20 cents.
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March 01, 2009
February 15, 2009
Recursurrection
recursurrection \ri-ˈkər-zə-ˈrek-ʃən\
noun.
A blog post which would have been very un-funny, had it not mentioned the words 'self-reference'
Also, see this
noun.
A blog post which would have been very un-funny, had it not mentioned the words 'self-reference'
Also, see this
February 14, 2009
Curiosecond
curiosecond \ˈkyu̇r-ēˌō-se-kənd\
noun.
the amount of time that elapses between one putting a blog link as one's IM status message and getting the first hit on the blog.
Though there has been no thorough study conducted on this topic, and though the values of a curiosecond depend on a number of factors, the very lowest values a curiosecond are undeniably observed in the middle of an exam season.
And, right about now, it reached its lowest value ever, owing, probably, to an acute Hey-it's-Valentine's-Day-and-I-have-nothing-better-to-do-so-let's-click-this-link syndrome.
noun.
the amount of time that elapses between one putting a blog link as one's IM status message and getting the first hit on the blog.
Though there has been no thorough study conducted on this topic, and though the values of a curiosecond depend on a number of factors, the very lowest values a curiosecond are undeniably observed in the middle of an exam season.
And, right about now, it reached its lowest value ever, owing, probably, to an acute Hey-it's-Valentine's-Day-and-I-have-nothing-better-to-do-so-let's-click-this-link syndrome.
January 23, 2009
Bullog
bullog \bu-'log\
noun. singular
A blog that starts off poorly, but miraculously gains in style, and substance if you keep visiting regularly.
bullogger \bu-'lo-gər\
noun. vulgar
A blogger who thinks that what he's just started is a bullog, and will castrate you if it fails to be one.
noun. singular
A blog that starts off poorly, but miraculously gains in style, and substance if you keep visiting regularly.
bullogger \bu-'lo-gər\
noun. vulgar
A blogger who thinks that what he's just started is a bullog, and will castrate you if it fails to be one.
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