Pole Vault

pole vault\'pōl-vȯlt\
noun.

The place where Santa keeps all the presents till Christmas

Photographee

photographee \fəˈtɒg-rə-fi\
noun.

One of those strange people who agree to get photographed so that manufacturers would have something to put in the photo sections of brand-new wallets, picture frames and photo albums.

Potery

potery \ˈpō-tə-rē\
noun.
bad poetry

pryote\ˈprī-ōt\
noun.
worse verse