beersight \'bɪər-saɪt\
noun.
The horizon to which one can see when one is drunk. It is found to vary from zero to the distance to the region between the neck and the abdomen of the nearest female among men; And is firmly fixed at the date of the wedding ceremony for women.
SOCIAL TIP: Beersightedness, though not a medical defect of the eye, is a perfectly valid excuse to throw up on absolutely anyone's perfectly wonderful evening dress.
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April 03, 2009
March 14, 2009
Boyzone
boyzone \'bɔ̇i-zōn\
noun.
The aura that emanates from a freshie and discourages all productive thinking.
(with capital B)
A group of males who think that their unnaturally arranged hair and unbearably clean-shaven chests entitle them to make a living out of singing.
noun.
The aura that emanates from a freshie and discourages all productive thinking.
(with capital B)
A group of males who think that their unnaturally arranged hair and unbearably clean-shaven chests entitle them to make a living out of singing.
March 01, 2009
Blogsphemy
blogsphemy \blŏgs-fə-mē\
noun.
An insult to the Gods of the blogosphere.
Things that may construe a blogsphemy include (but are not limited to):
1. Talking about one's own blog in a blog post
2. Reading a blog that talks about itself in a blog post
3. Trying to squeeze that one last bit of humour out of self-reference
4. Inserting a Google AdSense box on one's blog, hoping that someone will click the ads and in the process earn one an extra 20 cents.
noun.
An insult to the Gods of the blogosphere.
Things that may construe a blogsphemy include (but are not limited to):
1. Talking about one's own blog in a blog post
2. Reading a blog that talks about itself in a blog post
3. Trying to squeeze that one last bit of humour out of self-reference
4. Inserting a Google AdSense box on one's blog, hoping that someone will click the ads and in the process earn one an extra 20 cents.
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