Showing posts with label alternative. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alternative. Show all posts

April 28, 2009

Pole Vault

pole vault\'pōl-vlt\
noun.

The place where Santa keeps all the presents till Christmas

April 27, 2009

Wristwatch

wristwatch \'rist-ˌwäch\
noun.


A gadget often worn by students on their wrists to help them keep track of which lecture they are currently late for.

April 24, 2009

Shoe Polish

shoe polish\ˈʃu-po-lɪʃ\
interjection.

What one says when one wants the strange man from Poland to go away.

April 21, 2009

Detergent

detergent \dɪˈ-tɜr-dʒənt\
noun. verb intransitive.

n. An extremely repulsive woman.
v.i. What such a woman does


Wordplay that I wouldn't care to explain. Hyak Hyak.

March 14, 2009

Boyzone

boyzone \'bɔ̇i-zōn\
noun.

The aura that emanates from a freshie and discourages all productive thinking.

(with capital B)
A group of males who think that their unnaturally arranged hair and unbearably clean-shaven chests entitle them to make a living out of singing.