Shoe Polish

shoe polish\ˈʃu-po-lɪʃ\
interjection.

What one says when one wants the strange man from Poland to go away.

Seminar

seminar \ˈse-mə-ˌnär\
noun. singular. plural: seminarse

Collective noun representative of a work/things that can not be completed on time.

Examples:
"I got assigned a seminar of assignments today"
"Projects, quiz preparation, PAF... I've got seminarse of stuff this week!"

Etymology:
Old English seminar: a group of advanced students studying under a professor with each doing original research.

Schlumdog

schlumdog /ʃlʌm-dog/
noun. off.
Someone who gets placed before anyone else does, owing to his 9-point CPI.

Word and definition credit: Mukul. Brickbats meant for him shall be promptly returned to you. Praise meant for him - um, nobody ever praises anything here, anyway.

Swurpsh

swurpsh \ˈswərpʃ\
noun.

1 the very first sip of a cup of coffee, tea or any other extremely hot beverage, taken without prior knowledge of its hotness
2 the sound made in such a process