March 23, 2009

Apostrofee

apostrofee \ə-ˈpäs-trə-fi\
noun.

A penalty that must be paid for the misu'se of the holy punctuation mark. Depending on the company one keep's, this may vary from a kick in the genitalia, to permanent banishment from any possible written social interaction in the future.

Note: There isn't really a law about this as of now, but the lobbyists are getting stronger.
Subliminal Message: Join us.

1 comment:

  1. Reminds me of a userbox I'd used on my Wiki page
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ankurtg
    Check out Userbox 2,2

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